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kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn’t see that coming

Just Jaime passing through your dash…

Just Jaime passing through your dash…

HUMAN

I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE

AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place

I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN

PLEASE HELP

THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

is he sure

"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  

"Live your life.
Listen to your music way too loud, be as crazy and as different as you want to be and always remember you’re not alone."

Andy Biersack

…if you are a fallen angel, bridemaid, usher, and soldier in the black veil brides army; the legion of the black and one of the wild ones!

…if you are a fallen angel, bridemaid, usher, and soldier in the black veil brides army; the legion of the black and one of the wild ones!

girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons